Monday, April 27, 2009

Who nose?

I’ve just watched the BBC’s Fergus Walsh giving the nation earnest guidance on how best to sneeze (“into the crook of your elbow, not your hand”).

Apparently ducking and covering is handy, too.

I have also failed, over the last few hours, to think of a satisfying way of working the phrases ‘swine flu’ and ‘pigs could fly’ into a not-too-laboured pun.

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